Finding Neverland
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” Ralph Waldo Emerson (American Poet, Lecturer and Essayist, 1803-1882)

A DaY WoRtH ExPeRiEnCiNg...

 

I didn't create my blog in order to turn it into a diary, but yesterday was exceptional and the morals which were hiding in each minute I spent were worth experiencing and I was aware of that …

 

Before I start talking about yesterday, I think I have to take you back in time to related events, in order to be aware of the situation I was put in.

 

Five years ago…

I transferred from one school to another while I was pursuing with my Bsc., and what I have done is that, I haven’t told them that I am transferring, because I didn't want to go through the "Clearance" Process, as most of us ,who studied in Jordan, know it's boring, and time consuming since you move your legs from one building to another "collecting" signatures from people you have never seen before, just to guarantee that you haven't misused the university's services which you have never knew of its existence!!!.. Anyway, I asked for my transcripts, which I was given, and then turned my back and moved on…

 

The day before yesterday…

A lady at the Higher Education asked me to provide her with my transcripts of my previous university, since I have transferred and all my marks of the courses I have taken were marked by "PASS", and they needed every transcript and every mark I have in order to pursue with the equivalence process of my "American Master Degree"!!!" –What on earth do they mean by that?-

 

 Yesterday…

6:00 am – 8:30 am

 It was a working day, and so I had to excuse my supervisor for a leave…

The university is 1 hour far from my place, and so I waked up, put my tennis shoes on (mom won't like that :D ) and drove my way to the university… it was early morning, because I didn't want to be caught in overcrowded places or be stuck in a traffic jam as I wanted to finish early because I have my work waiting!...

 

Arrived to admission building… Paid for transcripts fees… went to the transcripts' division… The man typed my name… stared at the screen… gave me the CLEARANCE FORM and said "do it, then come back!!!"

 

Moral (1): Don't turn your back to things; deal with them at the spot.

 

8:30 am-10:00am

 I moved my butt from one building to another, gathering the signatures…Nobody checked for my name on any system, they just took the lousy form, signed it, stamped it and then gave it back to me. The only guy who was "smarter" than all of them, asked me a very fastidious question "Do you have any loans?",  I said "No" , and then……. He signed!!!

 

Moral (2): If you don't benefit from a process you have, get rid of it! You know what? Maybe they wanted me to know the signatures of people I don't know??? You know, in order to improve the way I sign papers…

 

10:00 am-10:30am

I was asked to hand my university's ID, I was like "Dude, it's been like 5 years ago since I have seen it, I don't have it"… The guy asked me to pay for it … I discovered that I don't have enough money, and so went to the ATM machine and did what I had to do…

After my form was signed on that criterion, FINALLY, I went to the Accountant in order to hand them the form, and guess what? The same guy whom I paid the money to for the ID card informed me, "miss! You have 10JDs in account!!!"

 

Moral (3): You should check people' account before letting them pay for transcripts and IDs!!!

 

10:30 am

When I was informed that, I laughed… I really did!!! I laughed from the heart, and the poor guy was confused, but I felt good in a very strange way!!!

 

Moral (4): Laugh!!! Even though you want to fight the world, fight it while you are laughing…

 

10:30 am-10:35am

I went to claim my money, even though it is only 10JDs , but hey! They asked me to pay for that ID card in the first place, so what goes around, comes around!!!

I was given 9.500 JDs , and the guy said "Miss, the half JD is for stamps, look at the document", I was like "I can see that the document says I have to pay 0.5 JD for stamps, but the question is… where is it? I want to see the stamp which I have paid for!!!"… I smiled…

 

Moral (5): To universities, if you want me to give you half a JD, just say so! Don't give flashy names to half a JD!!! It's 0.500 JD!!!…and please try to find more impressive ways in collecting money… half a JD??? Stamp??? NAH!!!

 

10:35 am-11:00 am

Was handed my transcripts, and headed to work!!!

 

Moral (6): Bad times, boring times, and hard times… will eventually vanquish :)

 

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On June, 27, 2007 12:58 PM , halataha said:

loooooooooooooool I loved the morals u added , u made me laugh wallah :-)

ya3teeky el3afyeh jad, I hate hai el2osas kteer :/


On July, 01, 2007 9:44 AM , fantasia1982
from Jordan said:

Hey halataha,

Thanks dear for dropping by, so glad that you liked it, and made you laugh :)

Allah y3afeeki ya rab...


On July, 01, 2007 3:29 PM , wonders
from United Arab Emirates said:

sweet fantasia :) i felt bad for you.. i remembered when i had to do or do anything in colloge related to legal documents.

for example my last semester they had my name along with serveral others on the board requesting us to go to the registrar, i thought what is going on? so i went they told me that they cannot process my degrees because i didn't give them my tawjihi grades in english and they need it to confirm the spelling of my name in english, so i got it for them, but guess what when they issued my degress they misspelled my name!! Grrr.....

3ade 3ade :)


On July, 02, 2007 10:02 AM , Fadi K
from Jordan said:

Hi ...

What is this ??? I have missed many post here ... what an "erth 7adary" ;)

Listen , I will go through your posts later tonight and get back to you..

Good morning for now.

Fadi


On July, 02, 2007 7:14 PM , Fadi K
from Jordan said:

Hey .. I am here as I promised.

Miss : In my days , used to cost 0.15 JOD for each transcript!! And , you could get 10 for free ;) + +

Perhaps you will find this weird: I went to Mutah university and had a scholarship at the time , so at the final year , they told me that I exceeded the allowable credit hours by 15 hrs in addition to 3 other students who went through the same thing (I did many courses twice!). Well, at the time , I thought I will have to pay for an extra 15 hrs but in fact I didn’t because at some point they decided to cover that gap from other scholarships that no body could take! And they paid for our courses! Long Live Mutah University !

Yallah take care



On July, 04, 2007 8:18 AM , fantasia1982
from Jordan said:

Lol wonders :D and they misspelled the name!!! that was fuuny :D

Hey Fadi, welcome here ya 3arees :) ...
Long Live Mutah Uni, Amen to that my friend :D


On July, 04, 2007 10:38 AM , blog said:

لمعرفة ما مر به الجيران من أخبار ومناسبات في حزيران نرجو أن تتفضل بزيارة المقال التالي في مدونة جيران:

http://blog.jeeran.com/archive/2007/6/257484.html

or

http://blog.jeeran.com/English/archive/2007/7/258383.html


On July, 13, 2007 3:33 PM , ma7joob
from Jordan said:

well , am glad that you laughed at a time like that , if it was me i would've been pissed off


On July, 15, 2007 9:29 AM , fantasia1982
from Jordan said:

Abu Al ma7ajeeb,

Hady de7ket 2aher my friend :D


On July, 17, 2007 7:57 AM , afzalaung said:

hahaha....sorry.its kinda funny...

but yea..i feel you..it sucks big time.Back in my home country as well..there's bureaucratic red tape everywhere...in the end we get so fed up we just pay someone money to go running around like a mad chicken


On July, 17, 2007 4:38 PM , Fantasia1982
from Jordan said:

Hey Afzal,
Welcome to fantasia :)

Glad you laughed :D


On July, 31, 2007 6:27 AM , Omar
from United Arab Emirates said:

LOL! That was funny :-D, thanks for cracking me up briefly ;)




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